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16. Stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ... -
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: ; -
third day of the rabbits a door: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: It was too embarrassing, or not. -
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15. Road in a car accident - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster uncertain ground beef recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too fast! -
children: my mother short and tall fat and skinny. -
50. ...... side while ......-
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49. a mental patient in writing, the doctor asked:
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40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle, rope burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat man out, the results say a word, no eat by Tiger -
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no one: How can I! ! ! -
6. Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Some students really do not understand, angry on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him:
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Son: Dad, what time to ah? -
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window, shouting:
9. One on the road to see a bunch of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~ -
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase -
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7. and friends to the top of Taishan sunrise,paul smith shirts uk, a friend pointed to the sky, said: Bai! what you cried ah !
1. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. -
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13. Some that are exercise bike, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:
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5. Day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master, and so I ah ~ -
20. I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades! -
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel beautiful 。
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grass: I grass, you in the end Who -
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24. A fashionable woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air urinal tissue wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed: -
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Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah? -
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1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked ah! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother! -
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boyfriend was nervous: how? Is not stepped on a lemon? -
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32. Someone in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me. -
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18. A couple of contraceptive failure epigenetic a little boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to break apart his fist. Found inside a pill, and then speak a little boy:
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grass: I grass, Who are you? -
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to! -
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sun: I day, I day ah -
children: one a left foot injury I had. -
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence:
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47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh my feet a good soft -
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day. -
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28. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the pig, said:
29. There are rabbits into a store and asked the boss: you have no carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? Impatient boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble, I took scissors to cut your ears,paul smith ties! -
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7. Beautiful Mongolian actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, cordial asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,
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2. male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like animals! -
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children: Do you see what to see! never seen ah? -
walked away, taking many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of home, gas shut -
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11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。
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children: he side of undress, while trousers .-
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3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying:
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14. beautiful sister, 2 years old. Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the telephone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting. -
25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears playing -
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Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat! -
Who: Pishi with me! -
37. Bear asked the little rabbit: Take rabbit backside .-
Ghost: Fuck! Was found. -
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21. Monkey asked the fox, how to describe an elephant up with a song that ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: 22. Tiger chasing two brothers, my brother is not run, said: the 。
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46. Sanmao to the hair salon to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao sighed and said: I carve to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled? -
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children: work, my father's home after another. -
first man shot in the apple, he said:
The second man also shot the apple, he said:
third man accidentally shot the princess, he said:
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rabbits bounce on the fourth day came: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Great! Today there are 100 small bread ~! -
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12. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long dragged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so happy
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23. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles, saw BEAN BAG beat on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: Rest assured, I have to fight it out feces. -
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sun: My day ah -
6. cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it is father to do not tell it, it is not we real daughter! -
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn. -
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river,paul smith shirt sale, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed: -
home owner the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is the Who -
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5. a woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. One day, asked his family to eat:
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